I'm like a hunter of peace, chasing after the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that.

Friday, September 30, 2005

Blog get!

hawklemon.blogspot.com

Sweet. If I sent you an email, be sure to do what it says. If I haven't sent you an email, and I should, it's most likely because I don't have your address.

And now... New Sayings In 1337.

"You're in a 1336 of your own."
"You've got a new 1335 on life."

Thank you.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

And now...

...we waste time. In a shocking development, I don't feel like working in AdvWritSem.

Anyway, my life's good. Yours? I don't care, but my comment section does.

Definitely a cool thing: I started an alternative school newspaper. I was kind of surprised at the number of people who were willing to help me write articles and whatnot. Pat had the same idea that I did and assembled his own crew. Naturally, he approached the superior power (i.e. me) and requested that we team up. We haven't really sat down and talked about it, but what'll probably happen is that the groups will alternate weeks and therefore kick twice as much ass. Printing and distribution will be a bitch, though, as we have no big fancy newspaper printers like the school does, and I doubt we'll be able to use the school's. I'm thinking we'll end up going for some kind of low-copy wide-distribution market. We'll probably set up a website as well. Hell, we could just do a blog. The newspaper format lends itself pretty well to being transformed into a series of posts.

Also a cool thing: I applied to the U of M and Iowa State. I also just got my U of M Honors Application, which means I'll have to write another essay (stupid National Merit Scholarship and its potentially giving me lots of money) and get a letter of recommendation. I'm going to ask Mr. Lenius to write the letter (seeing as I've had two semester classes with him and I still see him at least twice a week for KB/QB).

Another cool thing: This thesis statement for an essay that I wrote: "The MLA format is harmful because it destroys the flow of writing and forces the writer to divert focus from content (substance) to format (style). Its inventors and enforcers should be burned at the stake."

I hate the MLA format (Pyromania, "And now..." 2005).

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

ZOMG

I'm feeling... what's that thing... elated. Right. Fuckin' elated. ^_^

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Psalms 137:9

"Happiness is smashing children upon the rocks."


MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, updates here will be forthcoming.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

NEW POST NEW POST NEW POST

So. Not much going on, actually. But the survey needed to be bumped down.

Busy day tomorrow. (Hmm, maybe I lied about not much going on...) I have an interview at Target tomorrow morning at 8:30 (go go missing half of Shakespeare). Then after school I have Quiz Bowl practice until 4:00. Then, after that, Eric and I might go see Unleashed (that movie looks freakin' sweet). After that, RELAY FOR LIFE (I've raised $280) until Saturday morning. Then on Saturday, I have to mow my neighbor's lawn. Twice. >_< (grass is really long, so I raise the mower, cut it, then lower the mower and cut it again)

FUN FUN.

In more awesome news, the Pokemon tournament is on the 28th. Come out and rock the Chan Rec Center with the power of awesome.

My team (along with current levels):
Jynx lv.79
Alakazam lv.80
Rhydon lv.58
Exeggutor lv.58
Snorlax lv.49
Zapdos lv.67

w00t w00t.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Ka-jacked!

I think we need another survey.

FIRSTS:

-First job: Cartboy, Deer Run Golf Course.
-First screen name: ZombieAipom (for GameFAQs Pokemon Gold/Silver board)
-First self purchased tape: Hmm... Weird Al, maybe?
-First funeral: Never been to one.
-First piercing: None, thank you.
-First credit card: NONE OMG
-First true love: Your mother
-First real friend: Brent Chinnock


LASTS:

-Last long car ride: If bus rides count, the trip home from KB State.
-Last library book checked out: No idea.
-Last movie seen in theatres: Kung Fu Hustle. Awesome awesome movie.
-Last beverage drank: Canada Dry sparkling water.
-Last food consumed: Nutter Butters.
-Last Phone call: Eric
-CD played: Punk Rock Is Your Friend. GO COMPS
-Last annoyance: Precalc test tomorrow.
-Last soda drink: Pepsi?
-Last ice cream eaten: Mint chocolate chip ice cream sandwich.
-Last website visited: www.YOURMOTHER.com

I AM: Rob
I WANT: for it to be summer.
I HAVE: logged 71 hours on Pokemon Red in about three weeks.
I WISH: it was later and stuff that I want to happen can happen.
I HATE: DRAMA
I FEAR: powerlessness.
I HEAR: Unwritten Law
I SEE: My Gameboy Color. POKEMON REPRAZENT!
I SEARCH: for a Chansey.
I WONDER: "Seriously, WTF?"
I REGRET: nothing. Regret leads to overanalyzation and mental collapse. I'm looking to the future.
I LOVE: that most of AP Chem is coming back to me.
I'M ACHING: nowhere, actually. Should have asked me a week ago.
I ALWAYS: smile.
I NEVER: fail to metacognate. (verb form of metacognition?)
I AM NOT: your mother.
I DANCE: reluctantly.
I SING: often.
I CRY: rarely. Smiling is easier.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: completely sane. (OOH GG HOW ORIGINAL)
I WRITE: WORDS WORDS WORDS.
I CONFUSE: with Confuse Ray, then paralyze with Thunder Wave. Parafusion is seriously annoying.


DO YOU?

-Have a secret you have not shared with anyone? I'm sure, out of all the people I know, I don't have too many completely unshared secrets.
-Have a crush? Why yes.
-Want to get married? At some point.
-Get motion sickness? Not unless I spin around a lot.
-Think you're a health freak? Not as much as my mom.
-Like thunderstorms? Yes indeedy. The weather outside looks somewhat promising.

FAVORITES

-number: 7
-color: Blue, black, and silver.
-day: Friday (QB practice leading into the weekend)
-Month: No idea.
-Songs: Currently: Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional, Sorry by Unwritten Law.
-Season: SUMMER REPRAZENT.
-Drink: Tough. Pepsi's good. I like eggnog. Ramen broth, while good, is probably not what this question is referring too.

PREFERENCES

-cuddle or make out? Cuddling/tickling. Incredibly fun.
-chocolate milk or hot chocolate? Hot chocolate.
-dark or white chocolate? Dark.
-Vanilla or chocolate: Whatever.


IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU..

-Cried? Of course not.
-Helped someone? Yep. Helped Eric with precalc.
-Bought something? Candy from people in French class to help fund their field trip. The passion fruit suckers are the best.
-been sick? No.
-gone to the movies? No, but I probably will this weekend.
-said "I love you"? Probably to my parents.
-written a real letter? No.
-talked to an ex? Yessir.
-missed an ex? No more than normal.
-written in a journal? BLOG'd/10
-had a serious talk? Not sure.
-missed someone? see the LAST TIME YOU ASKED ME
-bugged someone? Probably.
-fought with your parents? No.
-fought with a friend? No.

WOULD YOU EVER...

-eat a bug? Not a live one.
-Bungee jump? Yeah.
-kill someone? Not if it wasn't necessary.
-kiss someone of the same sex? How drunk am I?
-parachute from a plane? Maybe. Probably not.
-walk on hot coals? Probably not.
-go out with someone for there looks? GRAMMATICAL ERROR (so, no)
-be a vegetarian? Not unless it was for health reasons.
-Sing karaoke? Yeah, why not?
-run a red light? Not on purpose.
-Dye your hair blue? Possibly.
-be on survivor? Yeah, so NO.
-make someone cry? If I felt I needed to.
-date someone more than 10 years older than you? Maybe, but not until I'm way older, when an age gap makes less of a difference.
-stay up all night? I have before.

GOOOOOO SURVEYS! And I'm off to train Pokemon and do Precalc.

Tournament team status ('cause I'm a huge nerd)
Cuchulainn - Level 80 - moveset ready, not drugged up
LOLA - Level 75 - can't choose between Blizzard and Ice Beam, drugged up
Panzer - Level 30 - moveset ready, drugged up
Dante - Level 55 - moveset ready, drugged up
Zeus - Level 64 - moveset ready, drugged up
Ares - Level 57 - moveset ready, not drugged up

Monday, May 02, 2005

Surprising?!

I am:
7%
Republican.
"You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)"

Are You A Republican?


Yeah.

To anyone who gets the joke in the title... I feel your pain.